I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not

I Have Great Faith In The Actors. When They Improvise, It Always Sounds Better Than The Stuff I Write In My Bedroom. When They Improvise, They Make It Sound Alive.

I Ran Into Isosceles. He Had A Great Idea For A New Triangle!

I'm Such A Good Lover Because I Practice A Lot On My Own.

Your Audience Teaches You How To Be Funny.

I Think Being Funny Is Not Anyone's First Choice.