I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not

My Mother Never Had Time For Me. When You're The Middle Child In A Family Of Five Million, You Don't Get Any Attention.

I'm A Terrible Musician. While The Band Members Are Great, I'm Tolerated And Affectionately Regarded Because I Do Movies, But If I Had To Make My Living As A Musician I Would Starve. I'm Like A Sunday Tennis Player.

I Failed To Make The Chess Team Because Of My Height.

Your Self-esteem Is A Notch Below Kafka.

I Don't Like Theatrical Actors And Actresses. I Like People That Talk Like Real Human Beings.