I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not

What If Nothing Exists And We're All In Somebody's Dream?

Sex Is Better Than Talk. Ask Anybody In This Bar. Talk Is What You Suffer Through So You Can Get To Sex.

I Wouldn't Mind Dying So Much If It Wasn't That I Would Be Dead At The End Of It.

There Are Three Things Jewish People Worship-god, Chinese Food And Wall-to-wall Carpeting.

The Talent For Being Happy Is Appreciating And Liking What You Have, Instead Of What You Don't Have.