I Prefer My Water In Wine Form.

I'm Not Stupid, Stupid. Leave This Whole Thing In My Extremely Capable And Well-manicured Hands. I'll Call You Later With An Update. Bye!

No Problem, I'll Get A Penguin To Show Us

I Believe There Is Little You Cannot Do Once You Set Your Mind To It.

Actually, The Zapping Light Was Kinda Like Sookie’s Fairy-light-thing. Do You Think There’s Any Chance I’m A Fairy?” “no, Z. Focus. True Blood Is Fiction. This Is The Real World.

And Then Something Truly Bizarre Happened. I Could Feel His Touch Through Our Eyes. I Couldn't Look Away From Him. The Girl In Front Of Him Seemed To Disappear, And All There Was In The Hallway Was Him And The Sweet, Beautiful Smell Of His Blood.