I Play Guitar A Bit. I'm Trying

We've Had Distressed Edges. We've Had Culottes. We've Had High Waisted Jeans, We've Seen The Heralding Of The New Bootcut Back Again. I'm So Sorry To Say This To You, But The Only Way Forward Is Ultra-hipsters, You Know? Like Super-low Cut, Low-rider Jeans, To The Extreme.

I Prefer Using Cream-based Products On My Skin. I Love Having That Summery Dewy Skin - I Like Using Cream Blushers As Well.

Clothes Are About Manipulations: How I Feel, How I Want To Feel And How I Want Others To Feel About Me.

English Suspenders Not American. Could You Imagine? Just A Pair Of Knickers And Some Suspenders. I Don't Know. How Would You Wear That? I Think This Is Kind Of A Cute First Date Look. A Mini Sixties Ossie Clark Inspired Mini Dress With A Pair On Your Trotters.

Listen, The Idea That I Might Be A Fashion Soothsayer Is Very Flattering But Completely Inaccurate.