I Do Date Quite Small Men. And

The Problem With Heartbreak Is That Nobody Can Help You When You're Heartbroken. Nobody And Nothing. Not The Films You Watch Alone Desperately Searching For A Character Who Feels The Way You Do, Not The Glasses Or Bottles Of Whisky You Keep By Your Bed And Certainly Not Instagram.

My Mother Isn't Particularly Vain. Growing Up With A Parent Who Put Emphasis On Personality Over Looks Was Important.

My Dad Cut My Hair Once - I Wanted A Bob And He Gave Me A Bowl Cut. That Was A Tough Few Years.

Thank You, Jane Birkin, For Providing Me With Infinite Outfit Ideas And The Confidence To Dress Like A Boy But Act Like A Girl.

I Don't Like It When People Don't Know The Difference Between Their, They're, There.