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I Think I Sent Out Some Résumés For Marketing Jobs, And They All Came Back In The Mail Because I Didn't Have Enough Postage.

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.

Never Wear A Red T-shirt To Target. I Enjoy Helping People, But Not Every Two Minutes.

The Good Thing About 'weeds' Now Is, I Get To Play Some Dramatic Parts In That As Well.

I'm On A Strict Running Program. I Started Yesterday. I've Only Missed One Day So Far.