I Only Wear Heels When A Stylist

The Horizon Is An Imaginary Line That Recedes As You Approach It.

Why Do Only Boys Get To Chase? Nuh-uh! If Anything, I Think This Whole Sitting Back And Waiting Thing Can Be Self-sabotaging. We Have To Send Up Flares. We Have To Let Guys Know We're Open For Business.

Everything Goes With Short Hair. It's Bananas.

I'm A One-man Kind Of Girl, And I Only Want A Man Who's A One-woman Man.

One Time I Had Too Many Heinekens And I Googled Myself And Realized That That Was A Very, Very Bad Combination.