Oh My Gosh, I Feel Like I'm

I'm A One-man Kind Of Girl, And I Only Want A Man Who's A One-woman Man.

My Grandmother Lives On A Farm. And Growing Up, I Assumed That The Animals That I Was Eating And The Animals That I Was Wearing All Came From Farms Like My Grandmother's. They All Had Names, They Were All Smothered With Love, And They All Lived To Be Very Old.

I Don't Diet. There's Going To Be Barbecues And Macaroni And Cheese - But I'll Have Broccoli And Salad The Next Day.

Jennifer Morrison Is The Person I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life With, In A Foreign Country.

One Should Not Google Oneself. My Mother Lets Me Know When I'm Being Followed By Paparazzi.