I Only Want To Do What I

If I Don't Die In A Plane Crash Or Something, This Country Has A Rare Opportunity To Watch A Great Talent Grow.

I Want A Woman Who Can Arouse My Intellect As Well As My Loins.

The Other Day I Got Out The Shower And I Bend Down To Reach For A Towel, And I Felt A Sharp Pain In My Chest. Shot Through My Chest And Up Around My Shoulder And Down My Spine. I Thought 'oh, Lord.' I Thought I Was Dying. I Bent Over And Looked, And I Was Standing On My Own Titty.

That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived.

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!