I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm

I See Badly, I Hear Badly, And I Feel Bad, But Everything's Fine.

Every Age Has Its Happiness And Troubles.

I Have Legs Of Iron, But To Tell You The Truth, They're Starting To Rust And Buckle A Bit.

Always Keep Your Smile. That's How I Explain My Long Life.

Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.