I Only Have One Superstition: I Make

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

The Only Real Game, I Think, In The World Is Baseball.

I Said I'm Going To Hit The Next One Right Over The Flagpole. God Must Have Been With Me.

How About A Little Noise. How Do You Expect A Man To Putt?

Who Is Richer? The Man Who Is Seen, But Cannot See? Or The Man Who Is Not Being Seen, But Can See?