I Never Went To Camp As A

I Just Did A Play In New York Which Has Been My Best Experience That Ive Had For Maybe Ever. It Was Paul Weitzs Play Called Privilege And I Was In New York For Three Months.

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.