I Never Went To Camp As A

I'm Psyched About What I Can Contribute That Can Be Meaningful To Myself And To Others.

And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very Nervous Bird. You'd Be Nervous Too If You Knew That One Day You'd Get Your Head Cut Off And... Filled With Stuffing.

Around Comics, I've Always Been Known For, Oh, That's Not Dirty, This Is Dirty.

I Was Going To Do A Big Radio Show, And I Said To My Driver, 'radio Can Wait, Take Me To The Full House House.' It Literally Was A Drive-by. I Photobombed The Full House House Yesterday. I Took Like 20 Pictures Because I Thought I Didn't Look Good In Any Of These - You Can't See The House! You Gotta Really Show That That's The House!

Behind Every Great Man In Prison Is Another Great Man In Prison.