I Never Saw Anything Funnier Than Texas

I've Always Found It Easier To Be Funny Than To Be Serious.

So Keep Fighting For Freedom And Justice, Beloveds.

No One Has Ever Accused Texas Of Being In The Vanguard Of Social Progress. This Is The Most Macho State In The U.s. Of A. By Lore, Legend, And Fact, Texas Is 'hell' On Women And Horses.

The First Rule Of Holes: When You're In One Stop Digging.

Populism Is The Simple Premise That Markets Need To Be Restrained By Society And By A Democratic Political System. We Are Not Socialists Or Communists, We Are Proponents Of Regulated Capitalism And, I Might Add, People Who Have Read American History.