I Never Miss A Good Chance To

Do I Open It? Do I Open It? Of Course I Freaking Open It!

I Led The Way Toward The Crowd, Trying To Look Casual, Like, Fly? Me? Nah.

I'm Going To Introduce Bookshots, Which Are These Under-150-page Books That I'm Launching, And They're Under $5. They Just Launched In Australia. I Already Had A Ton Of Content, But Now Add 50 Books A Year Of Content.

This Is My Brain: O This Is My Brain After Making Out With Fang: * It's Very Sad.

Fang, Fang. I Love You. I Looooove You. I Love You Thiiiiiiiiiis Much!