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Yeah,” Said Iggy. “but What Now? Let’s Do Something Fun.” I Guess Being On The Run From Bloodthirsty Erasers And Insane Scientists Wasn’t Enough Fun For Him. Kids Today Are So Spoiled.

The Hardest Part About Parenting Is When I Have To Be The Dad--aka The Fun-sucker--as Opposed To Being A Friend.

When Your Own Romantic Life Is Falling Apart, Everyone Else's Looks Fabulous.

I Wouldn’t Trust You If You Were The Last Life Raft Leaving The Titanic.”-max

Basically, I Have Two Speeds.... Hostile Or Smart-aleck. Your Choice.