I Never Let My Politics Supersede My

I’m Super Annoying, I’m The Kind Of Guy That If There’s No Recycling Bins Around I Hoard Plastic Bottles, Put Them In My Bag And I Bring Them Home. If I Can Afford It I Want To Put Solar Panels In.

It’s Been A Secret Too Long, But I’m Actually A Straight Male.

I Remember Seeing Aladdin When I Was Five Or Six And Loving It. I Looked At The Big Screen And Said To My Mum, Whatever This Genie Guy Does, I Want To Do. Mum Said I Couldnt Be A Genie, But That Robin Williams, Who Did The Voice-over In The Film, Was An Actor. So I Said, Ok, Then, I Want To Be An Actor.

I Don't Shave When I'm Not Working.

All My Aunts In The Phillipines, They Look At Me And Say 'darreeeeeen! You So Thin! Eat!'