I Don't Shave When I'm Not Working.

Buy My Album Because... It's The Kind Of Music You Can Be Friends With. And It's The Only Way That *pause* Aliens Won't Come To Earth And Destroy Us. I Am Sure Of This.

I Mean, Part Of Me Would Love To Be A Fat Tenured Professor Of Theater Someday.

I'm Ambitious In The Sense That I Raise The Bar High For Myself.

I Have An Unabashed Adoration Of Cheesy Pop Music.

No One's Tried To Stab Me. That's Cool. I Enjoy Not Being Stabbed.