I Never Knew If I Would Get

It's Impossible For Me To Hear The Words Quadruple Murder Suicide Without Thinking Of My Grandparents.

Sure, My Uncle Killed Himself Playing Russian Roulette. But I Choose To Remember Him As A Great Russian Roulette Player.

I'm Actually A Really Nice Guy, Once You Get To Blow Me.

Child Molesters Must All Think They've Got Huge Dicks.

I Will Never Understand How A Mother Can Kill Her Own Baby And Not Get Away With It.