I Never Go To Funerals. To Me

Some Men Like A Dull Life - They Like The Routine Of Eating Breakfast, Going To Work, Coming Home, Petting The Dog, Watching Tv, Kissing The Kids, And Going To Bed. Stay Clear Of It - It's Often Catching.

I Would Tell Anyone Who Wants Something From Someone Else To Feign Not Wanting It. People Are Perverse. If You Show Great Affection To Them, They'll Run The Other Way.

The Public Pays And Feels It Is Entitled To Participate In The Personal Affairs Of A Performer.

I Must Quit Marrying Men Who Feel Inferior To Me. Somewhere There Must Be A Man Who Could Be My Husband And Not Feel Inferior.

American Men, As A Group, Seem To Be Interested In Only Two Things, Money And Breasts. It Seems A Very Narrow Outlook.