I Need To Develop Some Patience -

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

The Sofa Is The Enemy Of Productivity.

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.