I Might Lie A Lot But Never

You Couldn’t Pay Me A Billion Dollars To Take Marijuana. I Don’t Really Like Coke Anymore. I’m Scared Of Ecstasy. The One Drug I'd Like To Try One Day Is Ayahuasca, Which Should Be Mandatory For Everybody. It’s Apparently This Crazy Tea That Gives You These Intense Hallucinations. Everyone Who Takes It Sees A Wise Old Black Man Who Takes You On A Wild Journey. I’m Not Going To Name Names, But Everyone Who Takes It Sees The Same Black Guy. I'm Not Kidding You. Everyone!

He Was So Gorgeous... Kurt. I Don't Know How I Got Lucky That Way.

When You're Dying And Your Life Is Flashing Before Your Eyes, You're Gonna Be Thinking About The Great Things That You Did, The Horrible Things That You Did And The Emotional Impact That Someone Had On You And That You Had On Somebody Else. Those Are The Things That Are Relevant. To Have Some Sort Of Emotional Impact That Transcends Your Time, That's Great. As Long As You Don't Mess It Up By Being Undignified When You're Old.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

I Do Wish I Ruled The World, I Think It'd Be A Better Place.