I Mean, They Say You Die Twice.

I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years Before Someone Said 'that's Clever It's An Anagram Of Art' And I Had To Pretend I'd Known That All Along.

The Time Of Getting Fame For Your Name On Its Own Is Over. Artwork That Is Only About Wanting To Be Famous Will Never Make You Famous. Any Fame Is A By-product Of Making Something That Means Something. You Don't Go To A Restaurant And Order A Meal Because You Want To Have A Sh*t.

I Just Wanna Make The World A Better-looking Place. If You Don't Like It, You Can Paint Over It!

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

The Art World Is The Biggest Joke Going. It's A Rest Home For The Overprivileged, The Pretentious, And The Weak. And Modern Art Is A Disgrace - Never Have So Many People Used So Much Stuff And Taken So Long To Say So Little.