I Need Someone To Protect Me From

Although You Might Have To Creep About At Night And Lie To Your Mum It’s Actually One Of The More Honest Art Forms Available. There Is No Elitism Or Hype, It Exhibits On The Best Walls A Town Has To Offer And Nobody Is Put Off By The Price Of Admission.

When He Time Comes To Leave, Just Walk Away Quietly And Don't Make Any Fuss.

I Need Someone To Protect Me From All The Measures They Take In Order To Protect Me.

I Used To Tell Everyone I Met To Be An Artist..... I Don't Do That Any More.

The One Thing You Can Rely On Is If You Get Disturbed Halfway Through A Painting And It Looks A Bit Naff, Then Someone Will Preserve That Piece, Remove It And A Few Months Later It'll Be Paraded Round Sotheby's By People Wearing White Gloves.