I Mean, The Death In The Late

You Know, In Los Angeles, You're Constantly In Your Car, You're Sealed Up, You're Not Walking Around. Whereas In New York, After A While, All Your Stuff Is Kind Of Public, In One Way Or The Other. I'm Not Saying Either One Of Those Is Bad; They're Both Great For A Very Specific Kind Of Comedian. And I'm Glad That They Both Exist.

The Problem Is, And I'm Just As Guilty Of This, A Lot Of People See Their Follower Count Increase And Mistake That For Friendships. It's Great To Have Followers, Especially If You Want To Sell Albums, Promote Shows, Or Promote Your Friends, But You Still Need To Get Outside And Talk To Other Human Beings.

I'm Going To Continue To Try To Strike A Balance, Because I Really, Really Do Love Doing Stand-up, And I Don't See Why It Should Affect The Acting. And Again, I'm Not Going, "i've Got To Become A Dramatic Actor Now." I Just Want More Interesting Jobs. I Just Want To Keep Doing Stuff That's Different.

If You Hit A Midget On The Head With A Stick, He Turns Into 40 Gold Coins.

It's Like Our Country Is Being Run By A Bunch Of Bad Alcoholic Dads Right Now.