I Grew Up In Such A Featureless,

Anything's Better Than Gen X Which Is What We Got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We Sound Like A Team Of Mutant Vigalantees With Frosted Hair And Chain Wallets. Actually That's Not Completely Horrible.

What I'm Realizing As I Get Older Is That A Movie's Mainstream Success Is Just As Unpredictable As A Movie's Cult Success. Plenty Of Movies That Are Truly Odd And Deserve Cults, Don't Have Cults. It's Just As Much Of A Crapshoot To Be A Cult Hit As It Is To Be A Mainstream Success. Isn't That Weird?

With A Comedian, It's The Opposite. You Put That Album Out, And They've Heard It. If They're Coming Out To See You, You'd Better Be Doing New Stuff. There's Always A Tiny Part Of The Audience That Want To Hear Certain Bits Of Yours, Or They've Brought Friends To See You, And They've Told Them About Some Of Your Bits. Then Maybe You Should Do Them.

All The Truly Great Stand-ups Say, "i Go Onstage, And I Work On Jokes. The Inspiration Will Happen While I'm Doing My Work." To Me, In The End, The Surest Thing Is Work.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation Made A Bobble Head Of Me And Sent It To My Management. No Card, Nothing.