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I Have A Very Tiny House In Burbank. I Drive An 8-year-old Car. I'm Gonna Drive It Into The Ground. I Enjoy What I Enjoy.

I Want To Experience As Many Different Tastes, Sights, Emotions, Conflicts, And Cultures As Possible, So That I Can Expand The Canvas Of My Memory And Enrich My Comedy.

As Unhealthy As I Am, I'm Weirdly Aware Of Exactly How My Body Functions.

I Update My Myspace Every Day, I Update My Facebook Fan Page, But That's About The Extent Of It. I Don't Want To Get Into Extended Conversations With People On Myspace, Because There Are Friends I Have Extended Conversations With Every Day. I'm On The Phone Every Day. There's Like Five People I Just Call And Yak With Every Single Day. And That To Me Is My Internet. You Can Replace The Internet With Five Really Smart Friends.

Everything We Have Today That's Cool Comes From Someone Wanting More Of Something They Loved In The Past. Action Figures, Videogames, Superhero Movies, Ipods: All Are Continuations Of A Love That Wanted More.