I May Look Fake But I'm Real

The Way I See It, If You Want The Rainbow, You Gotta Put Up With The Rain.

If People Think I'm A Dumb Blonde, Because Of The Way I Look, Then They're Dumber Than They Think I Am. If People Think I'm Not Very Deep Because Of My Wigs And Outfits, Then They're Not Very Deep.

I'm Always Amazed By The People Who Work On Stage Who Sing Night After Night, Day After Day, Week In Week Out.

I Think 9/11 Affected Everybody In One Way Or Another.

When I Was With Andy Warhol, I Thought, 'god, His Wig Looks Cheaper Than Mine!'