I Married Somebody Half My Age, And

I Married Somebody Half My Age, And Everybody Thought I Was Crazy, But She Is Just An Absolute Angel.

I Wanted To Be Stan Laurel, Then I Wanted To Be Fred Astaire And Then Captain Kangaroo. I Actually Started Out As A Radio Announcer When I Was 17 And Never Left The Business So That's Literally 70 Years.

My Brother And I Laughed A Lot As Kids. We Came Up In The Middle Of The Depression, And Neither One Of Us Knew We Were Poor. We Had Nothing, But We Didn't Know It.

So As My Kids Will Tell You, They Had A Pretty Normal Life.

I've Got Plenty Of Arthritis. But If You Keep Moving, It Won't Bother You That Much. That's Why Old Guys Stiffen Up. They Forget They Have To Get Out Of Their Chairs And Do Something. You Let The Moss Grow Over, It's Your Own Fault.