I Married A Wonderful Doctor, And I

Why Do Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well? The Mother.

Audiences Always Sound Like They're Glad To See Me, And I'm Damned Glad To See Them.

The Casting Couch? There's Only One Of Us Who Ever Made It To Stardom Without It, And That Was Bette Davis.

I Bet You Think An Egg Is Something You Casually Order For Breakfast When You Can't Think Of Anything Else. Well, So Did I Once, But That Was Before The Egg And I.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.