I Married A Saint - Well, A

Having Children Is Like Living In A Frat House - Nobody Sleeps, Everything's Broken, And There's A Lot Of Throwing Up.

Identical Twins. I'm Glad They're Identical 'cause You Save Money On Photographs. That's What I Like. Yeah. Here's My Little Boy. I Got Another One Just Like It.

After 'raymond,' There Was This Big Feeling Of, 'what Do I Do Next?'

When You Wake Up One Day And Say, "you Know What? I Don't Think I Ever Need To Sleep Or Have Sex Again." Congratulations, You're Ready (to Have Children).

For The Sake Of Your Marriage, Get A King-size Bed. And If You Really Want To Stay Married, Get Two.