I Married A Saint - Well, A

The Best Comedy, I Feel, Comes In A Drama Because It Balances Each Other Out.

When You Wake Up One Day And Say, "you Know What? I Don't Think I Ever Need To Sleep Or Have Sex Again." Congratulations, You're Ready (to Have Children).

Why Can't I Love Him (a 2 Yr Old Nephew) From Afar? That's How I Want To Love Him - Through Pictures And Folklore.

I Did 15 Shows A Week When I Lived In New York. I Did Five Shows On A Friday And Seven Shows On A Saturday. It Was Everything I Did And It Was My Sole Source Of Income.

For The Sake Of Your Marriage, Get A King-size Bed. And If You Really Want To Stay Married, Get Two.