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No One Ever Dies Wishing They'd Spent More Time At The Office.

How In Heck Are They Handling Their Surplus Population In Hell These Days? Maybe By The Time You And I Are In The Queue There Won't Be Room For Us.

Those Who Talk Loudly Are Rarely Listened To.

People Who Stare Deserve The Looks They Get.

A Bore Is Someone Who Persists In Holding His Own Views After We Have Enlightened Him With Ours.