It's Great To Arrive, But The Trip's

Personal & Confidential. Letters So Marked Should Be. When The Contents Are Only Printed Matter, Though, The Minifrauder Succeeds In Sowing Illwill & Ire.

There's One Post-christmas Chore I Love-writing Thank-you Letters.... Lots Of Companies For Many Reasonable Reasons, I Guess, Have A Policy Against Sending Even Christmas Cards, Never Mind Things, At Christmastime. But Our Clan Gets A Big Kick Out Of Opening The Warner-lambert Box Containing An Assortment Of Their Wares; We Argue Over Which Of The Boys Is To Get The Union Oil Co. Necktie [and] All The Holiday Long We Play The Marvelous Christmas Music Sent By Goodyear.... None Of These Things Means That Forbes Or Forbeses Have Been Had. But All Of Us Like Being Thought Of.

Blaming Destiny Is A Poor Out For Those Who Don't Reach Desired Destinations.

A Gun In The Hand Is Worth Any Number Being Tested.

The Ultimate In Futility Is Owning Important Jewelry. Insurers Often Insist On The Wearing Of Paste Replicas Because Necks With Real Rocks Around 'em Risk Wringing.