I Make Mistakes; I'll Be The Second

Do You Know How Helpless You Feel If You Have A Full Cup Of Coffee In Your Hand And You Start To Sneeze?

I Will Read Anything Rather Than Work.

Oh, Wouldn't It Be Wonderful If Some Manufacturer Would Make A Toy As Tough, As Staunch, As Hard To Crack Open As The Carton It Comes In!

I Once Truly Believed That If I Had To Stand In Line For Twenty Minutes To Have A Package Gift-wrapped It Actually Gave The Recipient More Pleasure.

While In Some Quarters It Is Felt That The Critic Is Just A Necessary Evil, Most Serious-minded, Decent, Talented Theater People Agree That The Critic Is An Unnecessary Evil.