I Made More Lousy Pictures Than Any

I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My Own.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.

The Only Way To Find The Best Actor Would Be To Let Everybody Play Hamlet And Let The Best Man Win.

People Who Don't Drink Are Afraid Of Revealing Themselves.

Errol Flynn And I Are The Only Ones Left Who Do Any Good Old Hell Raising.