I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My

The Only Way To Find The Best Actor Would Be To Let Everybody Play Hamlet And Let The Best Man Win.

A Hot Dog At The Game Beats Roast Beef At The Ritz.

Major Strasser: You Give Him (rick Blaine) Credit For Too Much Cleverness. My Impression Was That He's Just Another Blundering American. Captain Renault: We Musn't Underestimate American Blundering. I Was With Them When They Blundered Into Berlin In 1918.

Capt. Renault: What On Earth Brought You To Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My Health, I Came To Casablanca For The Waters. Capt. Renault: The Waters? What Waters? We're In The Desert! Rick Blaine: I Was Misinformed.

The Problem With The World Is That Everyone Is A Few Drinks Behind.