I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch

The Only Thing Money Is Good For Is To Buy Your Freedom.

"the Whole World Is Three Drinks Behind. If Everyone In The World Would Take Three Drinks, We Would Have No Trouble. If Stalin, Truman And Everybody Else In The World Had Three Drinks Right Now, We’d All Loosen Up And We Wouldn’t Need The United Nations.

Such A Lot Of Guns Around Town And So Few Brains!

[on The House Un-american Activities Committee] They'll Nail Anyone Who Ever Scratched His Ass During The National Anthem.

It Is At Least Worth Arguing That There Is A Modicum Of The Creative Novelist In All Of Us, And That This Absorption With How Men Get Out Of Difficulties, Single-handedly And Alone If Possible, Is The Stuff Of Which We Weave The Warp And Woof Of Our Own Better Dramatic Imaginings.