I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A

It Ain't A Party Til Something Gets Broken.

Dying Is For Fools. I'm Proud Of What I Created. I Exposed People To Magic. I Exposed People To Things They Would Never See In Their Normal Lives.

I Think The Honesty Not Only Shines Through In My Work, But Also My Personal Life. And I Get In Trouble For Being Honest. I'm Extremely Old-fashioned. I'm A Nobleman. I'm Chivalrous.

The Last Time I Used? What Do You Mean? I Used My Toaster This Morning.

I Don't Believe In Rock Bottom. Rock Bottom Is Like A Fishing Term.