I Loved Playing Chandler. I Grew Up

In High School, My Prom Date Fooled Around With Another Guy - On Prom Night!

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.

I Certainly Like The Rumour That I Was The Father Of Elizabeth Hurley's Baby. It Made Me Think I Could Impregnate Women In A Different Way To Everyone Else. Elizabeth And I Were Never Alone In A Room Together, So I Must Be A Very Powerful Man Indeed. Actually, I'm Thinking Of Suing The Baby!

I Can Tell If Someone Is Talking To Me Because I'm On 'friends' Or Cause They Just Think I'm Neat. You Know I Don't Think I've Ever Spent More Than Five Or Ten Minutes With Somebody Who Was Ogling Me Because They Recognized Me From The Show.

Trying To Overcome Addiction Is One Of The Hardest Things For A Person To Do. And The Fact That I Had To Do It Under The Scrutiny Of Tabloid Press At First Made It Seem Even More Difficult. But In Fact, It Oddly Ended Up Being A Plus. Because Of The Tabloid Stuff, It Wasn't Like I Could Walk Into A Bar And Order A Drink.