I Have A Well-documented History Of Trouble

If I Could Walk Into The 'friends' Audition Again And Go Or Not Go, I Have To Say It's 50-50.

I Don't Need To Be Reminded That I Was On 'friends.' I Remember - Some Of It, Anyway.

It's Not Foreign For Me To Be Talking About My Problems In Circles.

I've Been On A Show Before Where I Was On A Billboard And Then, After Like Three Or Four Weeks, They Took The Billboard Down And Replaced It With Nothing. Took My Face Down And Put A White Board Up.

I Certainly Like The Rumour That I Was The Father Of Elizabeth Hurley's Baby. It Made Me Think I Could Impregnate Women In A Different Way To Everyone Else. Elizabeth And I Were Never Alone In A Room Together, So I Must Be A Very Powerful Man Indeed. Actually, I'm Thinking Of Suing The Baby!