I Love To Write Jokes And That's

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

My Boyfriend And I Broke Up. He Wanted To Get Married And I Didn't Want Him To.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.

Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.