I Love To Write Jokes And That's

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

When You're A Dancer, You Start With The Basics. You Don't All Of A Sudden Do A Grand Jete And Pirouette. You Start With First Position, Second, Third.

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

Commitment Is Different In Males And Females. In Females It Is A Desire To Get Married And Raise A Family. In Males It Means Not Picking Up Other Women While Out With One's Girlfriend.