I Love To Write Jokes And That's

When You're A Dancer, You Start With The Basics. You Don't All Of A Sudden Do A Grand Jete And Pirouette. You Start With First Position, Second, Third.

Men Have An Easier Time Buying Bathing Suits. Women Have Two Types: Depressing And More Depressing. Men Have Two Types: Nerdy And Not Nerdy.

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.

No Man Is Charming All Of The Time. Even Cary Grant Is On Record Saying He Wished He Could Be Cary Grant.

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take