I Love The United States. I Have

Strange Star-like Object Over Oslo Right Before Obama Arrives. A Gift Of A Golden Medal Given By A Group Of Wise Men... Nah.

Laughter Separates Us From Despair And Gives Us A Chance At Love.

Change Is The Law Of God's Mind And Resistance To It Is The Source Of All Pain.

Even Though It's Warm Here In L.a., People Still Have To Wear Layers - At Least Until Their Plastic Surgery Heals.

If A Man Doesn't Know How To Dance He Doesn't Know How To Make Love, There I Said It!