I Love The Tea Party. They Are

It's Not Getting Any Better For The American People. It Seems To Be Getting Worse. That's Predictable; Education Is A Cycle. Stupidity Breeds More Stupidity.

I Want To Always Be An Interloper. I Never Want To Feel Like I'm A Guy Who Is Embraced By The People Who Are Putting Me On The Air. I Want To Feel Like I Broke Into The Studio And Took Over And Made Them Mad. If I'm Not Doing That, I'm Not Doing My Job.

I Wouldn't Touch A Hot Dog Unless You Put A Condom On It! You Realize That The Job Of A Hot Dog Is To Use Parts Of The Animal That The Chinese Can't Figure Out How To Make Into A Belt?

The Republicans Proved They Are Not The Party Of 'no.' They're The Party Of 'f**k, No!'

So When I Say We Had Been The Cowards, Yes, That's What I Meant, We As A Society. And That's Everybody, Including Myself. I Had Been Screaming About The Drug War And This War And Other Wars. I Should Have Been More On Terrorism, Too. So Should You, So Should Everybody.