I Love The Holiday Season, Almost As

Most People Just Aren't Grateful For The Lives They Have, And It Really Saddens Me. For Instance, I Said 'hello' To A Man The Other Day, And He Didn't Even Recognize Me. It Just Really Saddens Me.

If Global Warming Is Such A Bad Thing, Then Why Is It Taking Out All Of Mankind's Competitors? It Just Seems To Me That The Less Species Are Out There, Killing All Our Caribou, The Better.

I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day Job In The World.

I Never Really Understood All The Hype, Until I Got One Of My Own.

I Really Do Take More Vacations Than The President. You Can Quote Me On That.