I Know The Bible Isn't Real Because

Some People Just Can't Handle That They Will Never Be A Better Actor Than Me

Its Not That I'm In Love With Myself, I'm Just Trying To Pick Up Everyone Else's Slack.

Oh Sure, I Have A Few Black People In My Family Tree. They're Probably Still Hanging There.

Well I Don't Like To Think Too Far Ahead Because It Scares Me A Little To Think Of What This World Will Come To After I'm Gone, But I Suppose Life Will Have To Go On, Right? At Least Everyone Will Still Be Able To Watch Reruns Of Scrubs.

A Lot Of People Say Colonialism Was 'evil' Or Whatever, But What Have They Really Done With Africa Since We Gave It Back To Them? I Don't Think It Should Be Considered 'racist' To Admit Maybe Ending Apartheid Did More Harm Than Good In South Africa.