I Love The Classic Crooners, But I

If You Call Me A New-age, Airy-fairy, Hippie-dippy Airhead I Will Shove My Crystals Up Your Ass.

If You Sing To The Mermaids, They Come When You're Drowning.

Anyone Who Doesn't Belive In Faeries, Isn't Worth Knowing.

My Husband Doesn't Know What My Songs Are About - Even When They're About Him. He's Very British In That Way. He Doesn't Ask, And He Doesn't Want To Be Told.

When They Say Take From My Body, I Think I'll Take From Mine Instead. Getting Off, Getting Off While They're All Down Stairs.