I Love Stretching In The Morning. It's

So Far, Vancouver Is My Favorite Relocation City. It Feels Like Home. Parts Of It Remind Me Of The East Coast. It's Very Clean. The Food Is Great. And The People Are Lovely. Not That I Didn't Love Working In Other Glamorous Locations Like Downey, Detroit, Cleveland Or Bulgaria... But, Damn, It Is Fun To Be Canadian.

Everything You've Heard About Canadians Apologizing Profusely For Things They Shouldn't Be Sorry About Is Absolutely True. It Is Both Sweet, Endearing And Worrisome At The Same Time. Having Someone Apologize For No Reason Actually Makes Me Feel As Though I Should Apologize For Their Need To Apologize.

I Love Stretching In The Morning. It's The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Because Getting A Good Back-crack Is So Extremely Satiating. I Feel Taller When I Finally Stand.

I've Always Enjoyed Doing Dishes. Maybe It Was The Fashionable Yellow Gloves That I Loved So Much. It's Weird, I Know, But I Find Cleaning Cathartic.

I Used To Hate Working Out - Until I Learned How To Do It Properly.