I Love Show Business. I Wake Up

When You Ain't Got No Money, You Gotta Get An Attitude.

I Was A Loner And Never Hung Out With Anyone. I Never Had Any Friends.

I Won't Talk About What It Was Like In Prison, Except To Say I'm Glad I'm Out And That I Plan Never To Go Back And To Pay My Taxes Every Day.

I Believe In Divine Forces And Energies.

I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I Got Tired Of Waking Up In My Car Driving Ninety.