I Love Portraying The Totally Indifferent Person.

Marriage And Fatherhood Heighten The Disillusion That We All Think We Are Born Handy. We Confidently Believe That We Can Fix Things Around The House, As If It's Part Of The Collective Brain That Was Further Enhanced By Eighth-grade Shop Class.

There's Gratification In Making Somebody Laugh. It's A Wonderful Sound. I Find Myself, To This Day, Doing It, Wanting To Make People Laugh.

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.

I've Done More Than I Thought I Was Ever Going To Do. I've Had A Very Long And Very Satisfying Career.

You Do A Clean Show And It's Over And The Audience Have Enjoyed Themselves And You've Enjoyed Yourself, And You Haven't Had To Resort To Shock.