I'm Very Open To The Up-and-comers.

When I Started Out In 1960, I Thought It Might Possibly Last A Couple Of Years. I Never Expected It To Last 42. I Take Great Satisfaction In That Longevity.

Comedians Are Never Really On Vacation Because You're Always At Attention... That Antenna Is Always Out There.

There's Gratification In Making Somebody Laugh. It's A Wonderful Sound. I Find Myself, To This Day, Doing It, Wanting To Make People Laugh.

I've Been Told To Speed Up My Delivery When I Perform. But If I Lose The Stammer, I'm Just Another Slightly Amusing Accountant.

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.