I'm Very Open To The Up-and-comers.

I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To Play An Elf; I Could Just Play An Elf.

The Giant Superstars Are People Whose Talent Is So Enormous That Their Death Wish Can't Destroy It.

When I Started Out In 1960, I Thought It Might Possibly Last A Couple Of Years. I Never Expected It To Last 42. I Take Great Satisfaction In That Longevity.

I'm One Of Those Passengers Who Arrives At The Airport Five Or Six Hours Early So I Can Throw Back A Few Drinks And Muster Up The Courage To Board The Plane. Apparently I'm Not Alone Because I've Never Been In An Empty Airport Bar. I Don't Care What Time You Get There. Even At 8:00 A.m. You Have To Fight Your Way To The Bar. At That Hour, Everyone Drinks Bloody Marys So No One Can Tell It's Booze- At Least Until They Fall Off Their Chair.

I Think That What Comes Through In Chicago Humor Is The Affection. Even Though Youre Poking Fun At Someone Or Something, Theres Still An Affection For It.