I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who

The Funny Guy Doesn't Get The Girl Until Later In Life. High School, College, Everyone Still Wants The Brooding, Dangerous Guy You Shouldn't Have.

Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.

If No-one Comes From The Future To Stop Doing It, Then How Bad Of A Decision Can It Really Be?

Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?