I Love Jimmy Fallon; He's Always A

Amber Rose Is Not Charlie's [rose] Cousin. I Just Want To Make Sure People Know.

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.

In All Seriousness, The First Book [the Andy Cohen Diaries: A Deep Look At A Shallow Year] Was Such A Love Letter To Wacha, That I Think People Will Be Interested And Surprised To See That I Had Some Challenges With Him In Year Two.

I Love The Term "everything Is Copy," Attributed To Nora Ephron, Which Was My Guiding Principle As I Wrote.