I Love Jimmy Fallon; He's Always A

Amy Sedaris Makes Me Laugh Harder Than Anybody.

The Very Idea Of Printing My Diary Has Always Struck Me As Completely Superficial.

I Usually Do Drive-by Insults, And Keep Moving Until I Realize The Next Day How Horrible I Am.

The Internet Is For Haters. Everyone Wants To Knock Somebody Down, But It's Cool.

I Was Already In A Groove And Decided To Initially Write Down Everything, As I Would In An Actual Diary, And Then Go Back And Take Out What I Was Too Shy To Reveal. But I Wound Up Leaving More In Than I Imagined, And That Was Because I Wanted To Be Transparent And Real.